Occasionally, something so anti-human and so horribly businessy comes across my screen that it just makes us cringe with irritation. A water dispensing company have conducted a survey that finds the average worker now spends too long making tea and this creates a massive business inefficiency. Shockingly (and surprisingly) the said worker doesn’t just make his own cup, but has the audacity to make one for his colleagues too, meaning his evil capitalist bosses can’t make even more money to spend on champers.
Too quote the artice in Fresh Thinking Business
“That’s a staggering 188 days and 21 hours spent idling by the kettle over a working lifetime.”
Idling! Who is idling – making a cuppa is an essential part of office culture. It’s why we go to work for godsake. Do these numpties not realise the quantitative benefits of sipping a cuppa at work? It builds teams, it’s a healthy break and above all it wins world wars.
We await some more ’survey’ findings to find out how much time we all ‘waste’ brushing teeth, chewing fruit and wiping our bottoms, all of which have a major impact on business efficiency.
Perhaps they could have picked on something that actual bothers the average wage slave, such as, like ‘How long does my Windows computer really take to switch on!’